M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Radar's Report (1973)
Larry Linville: Maj. Frank Burns
Quotes
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Lt. Col. Henry Blake : All right, let's have it. What's wrong with Klinger?
Maj. Frank Burns : What's wrong with Klinger? A soldier stands in your office in an evening gown and you ask what's wrong with him?
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Cpl./Sgt. Maxwell Q. Klinger : [Sitting under a hair dryer. Frank Burns enters and bites Klinger on the neck] What are you doing?
Maj. Frank Burns : [Flustered] I was a...
Cpl./Sgt. Maxwell Q. Klinger : [Agitated] Can't a guy have a wash and set without someone biting him on the neck?
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : [Enters tent] Biting who?
Maj. Frank Burns : [to Margaret] I was biting you.
Cpl./Sgt. Maxwell Q. Klinger : No you weren't. You were biting me.
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : Klinger, what are you doing in here?
Cpl./Sgt. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Just borrowing a little of your shampoo, Major. It's wartime. We all gotta help each other.
Maj. Frank Burns : [Incensed] No we dont! You get out of here, you pervert!
Cpl./Sgt. Maxwell Q. Klinger : [Accusing] Pervert? Who bit who, Major?
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : [to Klinger, pointing at the door] OUT!