M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Picture This (1982)

Mike Farrell: Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt

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• B.J. : [reading a letter]  Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho. Oh, this is terrific. The other day, Peg took Erin out to eat. And so they're sitting in this restaurant, and Erin taps Peg on the shoulder and says, "Potty, Mommy". All by herself. Isn't she incredible?

  Charles : A veritable potty prodigy.

  B.J. : So, Peg takes Erin to the restroom and when they get back, Peg is so excited she tells the waitress, next thing you know the manager comes over and brings Erin a big chocolate milk shake to celebrate. Ha, ha, ha!

  Charles : Oh, I wish I could've been there to see that.

  B.J. : Oh, don't you? Don't you, though... Oh, no! When she got home, Erin was so excited she wet her pants.

  Charles : Hunnicut, I really wouldn't let one little accident mire such a noteworthy event.

• Charles : Pierce, daytime is for talking. Nighttime is for sleeping.

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Forget it.

  B.J. : Look, we're over here fighting for democracy. All those in favor of turning off the light, say "Aye". Aye!

  Charles : Aye.

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Sorry, the polls closed at sundown. I will turn off this light when, and only when, I get to the end of this book.

  Charles : Very well, *Pierce*.

  [Gets out of bed, walks over to Hawkeye, picks up his book and tears off the last few pages and back cover, then hands it back to him] 

  Charles : You are now at the *end* of your book.

  [Turns off light] 

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [Turns light back on]  Just a minute!

  [a pillow is hurled at him] 

• B.J. : [to Klinger, speaking about Winchester]  That steaming creep!