M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Officer of the Day (1974)

Larry Linville: Maj. Frank Burns

Quotes 

• Margaret : [Frank wants a war prisoner released to Colonel Flagg. A doctor must sign to release the prisoner; Frank and Margaret are goading Hawkeye and Trapper into signing the release]  Frank, *you* can sign for it! You're a doctor!

  Frank Burns : Hey, that's right! I *am* a doctor!

  Hawkeye : Your secret is safe with us, Frank.

  Trapper : His *patients* are definitely never going to find out.