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Frank Burns : [bombs heard in background] I hope we're giving it to 'em good, those little yellow reds.
Hawkeye : Frank, you better take two yellow reds and go to sleep.
Frank Burns : Oh, you like getting shot at, Dr. Goody Two-Shoes?
Hawkeye : I just don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread, transplant the American Dream: freedom, achievement, hyperacidity, affluence, flatulence, technology, tension, the inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back. That's entertainment!
Frank Burns : Pierce, you are certifiably insane.
Hawkeye : Gee, I can't understand why. Here I am, 20,000 miles from home working as an extra in a war movie with this guy's blood dripping into my boot. Nurse, you want to do something about that, or must I kiss you into submission?
Lt. Ginger Bayliss : Right away, doctor.
Hawkeye : That's not insane-making, Frank. Neither is bedding down every night with a flea circus, or eating food prepared by a cook who used to make box lunches for Kamikaze pilots, or getting so bored out my skull, I put on my dress uniform for a trip to the latrine!
Frank Burns : Will you watch your language?
Margaret : There are nurses present.
Hawkeye : Oh, forgive me. I'd like to offer the nurses a blanket apology. Or even better, I'd like to offer them a blanket invitation.
Frank Burns : Smut merchant.
Henry Blake : Oh, pipe down, Burns.
Frank Burns : Oh sure, always. You jump all over me, but he can say what he wants, and he gets away with it. Colonel's pet, that's what you are!
Hawkeye : I'll get you at recess!
