M*A*S*H (TV Series)
L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel) (1973)
Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
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Quotes
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Frank Burns : [Enters the swamp] Disgusting! Why is whenever I come in here it's disgusting?
Hawkeye : I think that says it all Frank.
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Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : [turns to face Trapper John] Remind me to order more straws.
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Cpl. Phil Walker : I had the cook marry us. He used to be an altar boy.
Hawkeye : No wonder everything tastes like candles around here.
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Hawkeye : You're not married?
Cpl. Phil Walker : Sort of.
Hawkeye : Sort of married is like sort of a virgin.
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Hawkeye : When are you getting shipped home?
Cpl. Phil Walker : Couple of weeks.
Hawkeye : [sighs] You know what's involved in getting permission to marry a Korean? It takes a couple of weeks just to find the guy who tells you it takes a year.