M*A*S*H (TV Series)

I Hate a Mystery (1972)

Patrick Adiarte: Ho-Jon

Quotes 

• Hawkeye : Ho-Jon, the elixir of life! Drinks for me and my men, and water for our horses!

  [he enters the Swamp, sighing] 

  Hawkeye : Ohh, where is it? There it is.

  [he sinks into his bunk] 

  Hawkeye : Ahh. Ahhh, ahhh.

  [Ho-Jon begins pouring gin] 

  Hawkeye : Ah, the symphony begins. The sultry saxophone splashes of melody. A subtle drum brush for counterpoint.

  [Ho-Jon gives the drink a spritz] 

  Hawkeye : The plunking of cool harp strings.

  [Ho-Jon drops ice into the drink] 

  Hawkeye : And now... the silver vibes of the gentle swizzle stick.

  [silence] 

  Hawkeye : And now the silver vibes of the gentle swizzle stick.

  [silence] 

  Hawkeye : Ho-Jon?

  Ho-Jon : Stizzle-swick not here!

  Hawkeye : [sitting up, indignant]  Who stole my stizzle-swick?