- Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce: There you are.
- Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly: Oh, hi, Hawkeye.
- Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce: Don't "Hi, Hawkeye" me. Go home, you little airhead!
- Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly: I'm sorry, I'm not gonna do that.
- Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce: You're Corporal Mahatma Gandhi? You're gonna out-endure us?
- [starts throwing things into Radar's bag]
- Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly: That's my unpacking you're packing!
- Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce: We all wait for that day. We dream about it. We pray for it. We'd sacrifice a virgin to it if we could find one. How dare you!