M*A*S*H (TV Series)
For the Good of the Outfit (1973)
Larry Linville: Maj. Frank Burns
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Quotes
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Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : Colonel Blake?
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Oh, Major Houlihan, Major Stoner...
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : Major.
Maj. Stoner : Major.
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Major. Major Burns, Major Stoner...
Maj. Frank Burns : Major.
Maj. Stoner : Major.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Major Pierce...
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Major.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Well, I think we've made a major breakthrough here.
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[Frank thinks Hawkeye and Trapper are making lewd gestures]
Frank Burns : Caught you!
Trapper : At what?
Frank Burns : Making one of your obscene gestures behind my back!
Hawkeye : Which one?
Frank Burns : You know, the one that...
[Hawkeye and Trapper start laughing]
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Frank Burns : I don't think it's so all-fired sophisticated to walk around with a beard.
Trapper : Oh you oughtta' try it sometime Frank. Women love it.
Frank Burns : Oh I'll bet.
Hawkeye : Really. Come here.
[Frank walks over to him]
Hawkeye : Kiss me.