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Quotes
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Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Edwina... may I kiss you?
Nurse Edwina 'Eddie' Ferguson : Is your mouth insured?
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Shh.
[Nervously, they lean in close and gently lock lips. At first, Hawkeye keeps his eyes open for some sort of disaster to occur, but nothing bad happens as they finish their kiss and slowly lean away]
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : That was nice.
Nurse Edwina 'Eddie' Ferguson : I didn't hurt anything.
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Major Franklin Marion Burns : May I say, that I find this whole proposition highly
Captain John McIntyre : Colonic?
Major Franklin Marion Burns : Irregular.
Captain John McIntyre : I was close.
Major Franklin Marion Burns : And I will not partake in this unholy confluence.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Uh, Frank. I think I speak for everyone here when I say that if you don't lend your full cooperation to our little enterprise you will be stripped naked, painted purple and dropped by helicopter behind enemy lines.
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Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : [after Edwina accidentally throws a drink on him] I don't mind a wet t-shirt. Saves me the trouble of sweating.
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Nurse Edwina 'Eddie' Ferguson : What shall we drink to?
[Accidentally throws her drink on Hawkeye]
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : How about to dry clothes?
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Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Dance with me? Carefully.
[They dance. Edwina backs Hawkeye into the stove]
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Ow! Ow!
Nurse Edwina 'Eddie' Ferguson : That does it! I'm hopeless!
[Accidentally knocks over a tray of glasses]
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : No, no! Cheap glass, that's all that is. Who cares about that? That doesn't matter, what matters here is you...
[sound of crunching glass]
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Ow! Ow!
Nurse Edwina 'Eddie' Ferguson : What is it?
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : I'm not wearing any shoes!Ow! Ow!
Nurse Edwina 'Eddie' Ferguson : You poor thing, your feet must be cut to ribbons. You better lie down.
[Upends Hawkeye, who falls on his cot, nearly collapsing the tent]
Nurse Edwina 'Eddie' Ferguson : I killed you.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : I don't have that kind of luck.
