M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Dear Mildred (1975)
Larry Linville: Maj. Frank Burns
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Quotes
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Col. Sherman T. Potter : [tearfully accepts Radar's gift of a horse, then slips on something]
Maj. Frank Burns : That's disgusting!
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Son, to me that's a tip-toe through the tulips.
[big smile]
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Maj. Frank Burns : You do carve?
Cho : I show you.
[presents a piece of lumber]
Cho : Used to be round.
Maj. Frank Burns : Looks like a 2 by 4.
Cho : Thank you.
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Cho : [Frank and Hot Lips want a wooden bust of Colonel Potter carved] Hmm. Lotsa work. Two assistants. Electric light at night. Overtime. Hmm. Six bucks.
Maj. Frank Burns : [unsure] Well...
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : Frank, These people have no espect-ray unless you aggle-hay over the ice-pray.
Maj. Frank Burns : Five dollars.
Cho : Seven-fifty.
Maj. Frank Burns : Sold!
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : [glares at Frank] Umb-day!
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Maj. Frank Burns : Just traipsing in. Suppose I'd been engaged in some top-secret hush-hush confidential activity, huh?
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : Oh I'd peek first to see if Major Houlihan was here, sir.