M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Deal Me Out (1973)
Gary Burghoff: Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly
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Quotes
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Lt. Col. Henry Blake : [Examining the x-rays of the elderly Korean man Radar supposedly hit with a jeep] Well, there's no broken bones. Everything's right where it ought to be.
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : Are you sure, sir?
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Radar, I might not be the best surgeon in the world, but I can read an x-ray with one eye tied behind my back. The only thing wrong with him is some calcification around his joints, which isn't surprising. He was probably born two years before Moses.
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Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : If you want a drink, sir, - compliments Henry Blake - brandy, scotch, vodka. And for your convenience, all in the same bottle.
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[an angry soldier is firing a weapon in the compound]
Henry Blake : Radar, what's going on?
Radar : It's a patient, sir. He blew his cork.
Hawkeye : Sidney, front and center.
Dr. Sidney Freedman : I'm not going out there without a bulletproof couch.
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Klinger : ["The Conference" is under way] Five clams.
Trapper : I'm out.
Henry Blake : I'm in.
Hawkeye : I wonder what the chances are of my getting the fifth Jack? Oh well not to worry.
[Calls]
Dr. Sidney Freedman : Your five, and up five.
Klinger : That's mean.
Dr. Sidney Freedman : I'm gonna beat the pants off ya, lady.
Trapper : Hey! Where'd we get the kosher salami?
Capt. Sam Pak : I brought it! A little girl I knew at Berkley sent it. She's a yenta now.
Klinger : All right, all right. Here we go. Down and dirty!
[deals the next cards]
Dr. Sidney Freedman : [groaning at his hand] Aiyeeeee!
Hawkeye : What's your problem, poker face?
Dr. Sidney Freedman : I'm "committing suicide."
Henry Blake : Go out in turn, Sidney. Whoops, just found something... but i'll check.
Hawkeye : Hey, I bought the fifth Jack... i'm out.
Klinger : Dealer bets ten bucks!
[tosses in the bet]
Klinger : Colonel?
Henry Blake : [Radar enters behind him trying to get his attention, Blake is fondling his chips] Let's see here.
Dr. Sidney Freedman : Fondling your chips is very infantile.
Henry Blake : Not now, Sidney.
Radar : But sir...
Henry Blake : Not now, Radar.
Radar : Yeah, but sir...
Henry Blake : Radar, whatever it is, sign it, cancel it, or order five more!
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Radar : Sir?
Hawkeye , Dr. Sidney Freedman , Army Capt. Halloran , Trapper , Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Yes?
Radar : Colonel sir?