M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Carry On, Hawkeye (1973)
Larry Linville: Maj. Frank Burns
Quotes
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Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Pierce, in recognition of your outstanding service and dedication and as a token of our appreciation, this scroll has been signed by every member of the 4077th.
[holds up a roll of toilet paper]
Hawkeye : That really hits me where I live. Thanks.
Maj. Frank Burns : Nice going, buddy!
Hawkeye : I'll never be able to look at this without thinking of you, Frank.
Margaret : You were superb.
Hawkeye : Thanks, Chief.
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : [in white coat, acting like a doctor] All right, people, let's break it up. I ordered bed rest for this patient.
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Margaret : I have to go now, Frank, but I'll be back.
Maj. Frank Burns : Goodbye, Nancy.
Margaret : Nancy?
Maj. Frank Burns : You're the best receptionist I ever had.
Margaret : Frank!
Maj. Frank Burns : Honestly, Louise, we had to work late.
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Margaret : Frank, I'm in command now. I can get a lot of things changed, the way we want them.
Maj. Frank Burns : That's terrific, Louise.
Margaret : Louise? That's your wife.
Maj. Frank Burns : Where? Where?
Margaret : Frank, we're in Korea.
Maj. Frank Burns : Oh. Oh good. She'll never find us.