M*A*S*H (TV Series)

A War for All Seasons (1980)

David Ogden Stiers: Maj. Charles Winchester

Quotes 

• Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : [Hawkeye and B.J. are wrapped in blankets in front of a plastic fireplace]  The numbness is leaving my toes.

  Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Yeah. Mine are all wiggly again.

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Boy, there's nothing like a real fake fire.

  Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Thanks to this, now it's like summer in here.

  Maj. Charles Winchester : [in shorts and a T-shirt, drenched in sweat]  Gentlemen, the snow pageant is fatuous and unamusing. It serves only as a reminder that it is hot.

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : [throwing off the blankets, revealing a Hawaiian shirt]  You know, he's right. It doesn't work without the plastic marshmallows.