Lovejoy (TV Series)

The Napoleonic Commode (1993)

Colin Jeavons: Bernard

Quotes 

• Bernard : We've had some real dingbats in here. You've heard about the stuffed wolf, haven't you?

  Eric Catchpole : Stuffed wolf?

  Bernard : A couple of months ago an old geezer brought this stuffed wolf in with him - about four foot high.

  Eric Catchpole : The geezer?

  Bernard : No, the wolf. He put it in the corner of his room and the central heating dried it out so much the skin split open, and guess what there was inside?

  Tinker Dill : Little Red Riding Hood?