Lost in Space (TV Series)
The Sky Pirate (1966)
Jonathan Harris: Dr. Zachary Smith
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Quotes
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Dr. Zachary Smith : Now listen carefully. There's a very dangerous man on the hill with the boy. He's going to kill all of us unless you kill him first.
The Robot : The Prime Directive forbids taking human life.
Dr. Zachary Smith : The Directive is canceled. Now, get on with it!
The Robot : Then I will follow your orders.
Captain Alonzo P. Tucker : [Speaking to Will] Boy, you take a look and see if that there Smith feller is on his way back yet.
[Sees the Robot advancing]
Captain Alonzo P. Tucker : Balls of fire! It's a man of tin.
[Robot fires energy blast at Tucker]
Will Robinson : Look out!
[Robot blasts again]
Captain Alonzo P. Tucker : Why, that there hunk of walkin' wash boiler!
Will Robinson : We'd better run, Mr. Tucker.
Captain Alonzo P. Tucker : Run, is it?
[Whistles loudly and the robot's power pack is instantly transported into Tucker's hands]
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The Robot : Warning. Warning. Situation dangerous. Red alert. Red alert.
Will Robinson : Captain Tucker! What's that?
Captain Alonzo P. Tucker : That's the thing from Cygnet Four.
Maureen Robinson : John? I think I understand now why there was only darkness when Will thought of us. This is the end, tonight, here. Right now. There won't be any tomorrows.
Prof. John Robinson : Not yet. We've still got the Robot.
[to Smith]
Prof. John Robinson : Tell him to go out there and try to stop that thing.
Dr. Zachary Smith : It's no use. We're all doomed.
Prof. John Robinson : Do it!
Dr. Zachary Smith : Come here! That thing out there - what is it? What can you do about it? Can you stop it?
The Robot : In order of questions asked - One: It does not compute. Two: I can perform any function of an environmental control nature, as well as...
Dr. Zachary Smith : I know that. Get to the point.
The Robot : Three: Since alien life-form does not compute, this question can only be answered by trial-and-error method.
Dr. Zachary Smith : Well, don't just stand there. Go out and try!
Prof. John Robinson : Maybe the force field will hold it. It's coming through the force field!
[the Robot fires one blast of energy at the creature, which has no effect]
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Dr. Zachary Smith : In a trice I shall be ready to fight my weight in tigers.
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Dr. Zachary Smith : Professor Robinson gives his word that he will carry out the terms of the agreement and you will not be molested.
Captain Alonzo P. Tucker : He gives his word, ay? Would you take it if you were me?
Dr. Zachary Smith : Certainly not.
Captain Alonzo P. Tucker : Well, now, that there's good enough for me. You go back there and tell 'im it's a bargain.
Dr. Zachary Smith : But I don't understand. I advised you to do the op...
Captain Alonzo P. Tucker : I figure a feller can't go wrong if he listens to your advice and does exactly the opposite.
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Dr. Zachary Smith : Oh, the pain, the pain.