Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)

The House of Luthor (1994)

John Shea: Lex Luthor

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Quotes 

• Lois Lane : [seeing the officiate at their wedding]  The Archbishop!

  Lex Luthor : Yes, I'm sorry, the Pope had a previous engagement.

• Lex Luthor : [to a distracted Lois]  A perfect evening. I don't think I've ever had better garlic chicken. I think that Chef Andre deserves a raise.

  Lois Lane : Mmm.

  Lex Luthor : Mmm. And a magnificent production of Othello. I particularly like the black and white sets; I thought they were very inventive.

  Lois Lane : Mmm hm.

  Lex Luthor : Did you know that Shakespeare didn't write Othello, that it turns out it was actually written by Dr. Seuss?

  Lois Lane : Hmm!

  Lex Luthor : Hmm.

• Lois Lane : I can't help but think that you bought the Planet in the first place because of me.

  Lex Luthor : I did. I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I bought the Planet out of some lovesick attempt to bring us closer together, to bring my life in tune with yours. But ironically, it wasn't necessary; here we are together. We're meant to be together. It was fate. We don't even have to change the monograms on our towels.

• Inspector Henderson : You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be...

  Lex Luthor : Will you shut up? I can afford a thousand attorneys. I'll have your badge - I'll have your head for this. Get me the governor on the phone.

  [starts screaming] 

  Lex Luthor : Get me the President! Get him! On the phone!

• Lex Luthor : [to Superman who is in a Krytonite cage]  Have a nice death.

• Lex Luthor : [at their wedding after being discovered]  Lois, I am sorry, we'll have to take a raincheck, something has come up.