- Jimmy Olsen: Lois, have you seen Clark? I need to talk to him.
- Lois Lane: You can talk to me.
- Jimmy Olsen: It's a guy thing.
- Lois Lane: That means it's about prostate trouble or about women. You're too young for prostate trouble. That means you wanna talk to Clark about women... .Jimmy, I'm going to give you the secret to success about women.
- Jimmy Olsen: [excited] You are?
- Lois Lane: Yes. The Pacific box jellyfish is the most dangerous animal in the ocean.
- Jimmy Olsen: ...You were gonna tell me the secret of success with women.
- Lois Lane: Oh, right. It's... um... .It'll come back to me. Probably.
- Jimmy Olsen: [disappointed] Secret of the universe, yanked out from underneath me like a cheap rug.
- Superman: Lois?
- Lois Lane: Yeah, Superman, I'm okay. No, I'm not. I'm mad. I'm furious! It's always the same thing. Where is Clark Kent when anybody needs him?
- Superman: Lois, I'm sure he-
- Lois Lane: He's supposed to be your friend, but is he here for you? For me?
- Superman: I'm sure there's a rational explanation-
- Lois Lane: No! His two best friends need his help right now, and where is he?
- Superman: If he could be here-
- Lois Lane: He's in the mountains with Mayson Drake.
- Perry White: Sometimes I think my name is Perry But: 'Oh I tried, Perry, but...', 'I'm sorry, Perry, but...' 'Oh I wish, Perry, but...'.
- Perry White: Clark, I understand how you feel, son, but I want you to remember that women are people too.
- [trying to pick the lock to Clark's apartment]
- Jonathan Kent: Why couldn't we leave our suitcases in a locker at the airport?
- Martha Kent: A child of 4 could pick those locks.
- Jonathan Kent: Maybe we should have that child with us now.
- Superman: I really do believe that we're all put here on this earth, or whatever planet we're put on, to do better than we think we can. To be kind, helpful, generous, and forgiving.
- Perry White: Maybe it's a good thing the device was destroyed. Technology and human nature are sometimes a volatile mix, aren't they?
- Jimmy Olsen: Like Frankenstein.
- Lois Lane: In bodies of uniform density, the center of gravity depends on the shape of the body.
- Clark Kent: [reading research notes] "The non-linear amplifier multiplies the input signal with obvious trigonomic results." Obvious to whom?
- Lois Lane: The result would be amplified waves with frequencies equal to the sum and difference of the original frequencies.
- Clark Kent: What?
- Lois Lane: What did I just say?
- Clark Kent: I have absolutely no idea.
- Lois Lane: Did I just explain what you were talking about?
- Clark Kent: According to this, there are only 8 people on the planet who understand Dr. Faraday's theories. And I can tell you now, Lois, I am not one of them.
- Lois Lane: I don't think that's a question I wanna hear when I'm standing out here with a light shining in my face talking to someone I don't know that I can't see.
- Lois Lane: There are things in my brain that I don't know how they got there. I don't have access to them really. The just sort of leak out from time to time.
- Superman: Is this the good window?
- Martha Kent: Yes, but it's-
- Mayson Drake: You're incapacitated!
- Jonathan Kent: Wait!
- [Superman crashes through the closed window]
- Jonathan Kent: [Mayson, Martha, and Jonathan rush over and look through the now broken window]
- Jonathan Kent: Looks like he misjudged the distance to the ground.
- Mayson Drake: Is he ok?
- Martha Kent: Yes, dear, I imagine so.
- Mayson Drake: I heard the call on my scanner. I just came by to make sure you're ok.
- Lois Lane: Bulgaria adopted the gold standard in 1897.
- Dr. Harry Leit: We must find a way to neutralize Superman.
- Munch: Hey, hey, don't look at me. I just work here. You're a doctor. You're smart. You come up with something.
- Dr. Harry Leit: I'm an eye doctor.
- Clark Kent: [outside a phone booth after being blinded] Excuse me, sir. I'm sorry. Could you tell me where the nearest pay phone is, please?
- Superman: Lois?
- Lois Lane: Over here.
- Superman: Do you have any oolong tea?
- Lois Lane: Oolong?
- Superman: Oolong.
- Lois Lane: No. Do you want some?
- Superman: If it wouldn't be too much trouble.
- Martha Kent: Oolong sounds wonderful.
- Jonathan Kent: Come on, Lois. Let's go get these tea drinkers some oolong.
- Dr. Harry Leit: She's gone.
- Munch: Yes, Doctor.
- Dr. Harry Leit: You have a flashlight?
- Munch: No, Doctor.
- Dr. Harry Leit: Find her!
- Munch: Ok, Doctor.