Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)

The Eyes Have It (1995)

Teri Hatcher: Lois Lane

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• Jimmy Olsen : Lois, have you seen Clark? I need to talk to him.

  Lois Lane : You can talk to me.

  Jimmy Olsen : It's a guy thing.

  Lois Lane : That means it's about prostate trouble or about women. You're too young for prostate trouble. That means you wanna talk to Clark about women... .Jimmy, I'm going to give you the secret to success about women.

  Jimmy Olsen : [excited]  You are?

  Lois Lane : Yes. The Pacific box jellyfish is the most dangerous animal in the ocean.

  Jimmy Olsen : ...You were gonna tell me the secret of success with women.

  Lois Lane : Oh, right. It's... um... .It'll come back to me. Probably.

  Jimmy Olsen : [disappointed]  Secret of the universe, yanked out from underneath me like a cheap rug.

• Superman : Lois?

  Lois Lane : Yeah, Superman, I'm okay. No, I'm not. I'm mad. I'm furious! It's always the same thing. Where is Clark Kent when anybody needs him?

  Superman : Lois, I'm sure he-

  Lois Lane : He's supposed to be your friend, but is he here for you? For me?

  Superman : I'm sure there's a rational explanation-

  Lois Lane : No! His two best friends need his help right now, and where is he?

  Superman : If he could be here-

  Lois Lane : He's in the mountains with Mayson Drake.

• Lois Lane : You sleep?

  Superman : Yes, I sleep.

  Lois Lane : I mean, it's not like I thought you were, you know, a bat that flies around all night.

• Superman : Lois, when I said I like my bacon crisp, I didn't mean...

  [Lois notices that the bacon as caught fire, which Superman puts out with his hand] 

  Lois Lane : Alternating current is deadlier than direct current.

  [both of them look confused] 

  Lois Lane : Uh...I have some Pop Tarts.

• Lois Lane : Hi, Mayson. You have more questions for me?

  Mayson Drake : No.

• Perry White : Maybe it's a good thing the device was destroyed. Technology and human nature are sometimes a volatile mix, aren't they?

  Jimmy Olsen : Like Frankenstein.

  Lois Lane : In bodies of uniform density, the center of gravity depends on the shape of the body.

• Clark Kent : [reading research notes]  "The non-linear amplifier multiplies the input signal with obvious trigonomic results." Obvious to whom?

  Lois Lane : The result would be amplified waves with frequencies equal to the sum and difference of the original frequencies.

  Clark Kent : What?

  Lois Lane : What did I just say?

  Clark Kent : I have absolutely no idea.

  Lois Lane : Did I just explain what you were talking about?

• Lois Lane : I don't think that's a question I wanna hear when I'm standing out here with a light shining in my face talking to someone I don't know that I can't see.

• Lois Lane : There are things in my brain that I don't know how they got there. I don't have access to them really. The just sort of leak out from time to time.

• Mayson Drake : I heard the call on my scanner. I just came by to make sure you're ok.

  Lois Lane : Bulgaria adopted the gold standard in 1897.

• Superman : Lois?

  Lois Lane : Over here.

  Superman : Do you have any oolong tea?

  Lois Lane : Oolong?

  Superman : Oolong.

  Lois Lane : No. Do you want some?

  Superman : If it wouldn't be too much trouble.

  Martha Kent : Oolong sounds wonderful.

  Jonathan Kent : Come on, Lois. Let's go get these tea drinkers some oolong.