Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)

Sex, Lies and Videotape (1997)

Jack Wagner: Randy Goode

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Quotes 

• Randy Goode : Superman's image will be fading as fast as Michael Bolton's hairline.

• Superman : You must call a cease fire immediately. There is nothing that this war could ever achieve that you couldn't better achieve without it.

  General Navance : Who are you to lecture us? You are no better than the common politician. You stand for nothing.

  Superman : I stand for what is right. And what is right is peace. Please don't let any side issues distract you from our common goal.

  President Kasparov : Peace is built on the cornerstone of trust Superman. And if either of us is to trust you again first you must explain this.

  [Shows him tabloid] 

  General Navance : And this.

  [Lays out the other tabloid] 

  Randy Goode : Yeah Superman. We're all ears.

  Superman : Gentlemen you trusted me enough to ask me to mediate these peace talks. Trust me now when I tell you that this photograph is not what it appears to be.

  President Kasparov : Superman. General Navance and myself, we understand such things, we're world leaders. But our people are not so sophisticated. They are outraged by what you have done. They won't allow you to broker our peace talks unless you can give them a more acceptable explanation.

• Samantha : I think I saw something I wasn't supposed to see when Lois Lane was interviewing Superman.

  Randy Goode : What's that, his cape flew up, and you saw his panty lines?

• President Kasparov : You said Superman would be here to explain everything. Where is he?

  Randy Goode : Well, he told me he'd be here. Maybe Lois Lane got tickets to Cats or something.