Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)

Sex, Lies and Videotape (1997)

Lane Smith: Perry White

Quotes 

• [the office elevator opens and Lois and Clark are kissing. They walk out holding hands and everyone stops and stares at them] 

  Lois Lane : Okay so this skirt doesn't go with this blouse, it's not that bad.

  Jimmy Olsen : You guys haven't seen this morning's National Inquisitor have you?

  Lois Lane : That supermarket rag, why would we?

  Jimmy Olsen : Or The Dirt Digger?

  Clark Kent : Of course not Jimmy. What's going on?

  [Jimmy holds up the photos of Lois kissing Superman] 

  Lois Lane : Oh my God, Clark.

  Clark Kent : Lois...

  Lois Lane : That's me.

  Clark Kent : And Superman.

  [Lois and Clark stare at each other] 

  Jimmy Olsen : Guys let me be the first to say that I don't believe it for a second, alright. It's obviously a fake, the photograph's fake, it's unequivocally bogus. Although it's pretty good work, I mean I've never seen anything quite as good, the matte lines all match...

  Lois Lane : Jimmy...

  Jimmy Olsen : Sorry. On your team 100%.

  Perry White : Lois, Clark, in my office.

  Lois Lane : Chief, first of all I want you to know...

  Perry White : Of course I don't believe a word of it Lois, I know you'd never do anything like that to Clark, I've never seen two people so in love. This is just pure tabloid trash, it's that simple.

  Clark Kent : Thanks Chief.

  Perry White : Now that said this thing's already blown up pretty big. Now The Daily Planet has yet to take an official position but I can't sit on my hands much longer. The, uh, fellows upstairs are breathing down my neck to clean up this mess. So, uh, what do you want me to do? What do we print?