Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)

Meet John Doe (1997)

Shirley Jordan: Cop

Quotes 

• Superman : They're all yours, Officer.

  [She hands them back their guns back] 

  Superman : What's going on?

  Cop : You didn't read them their Miranda rights, did you Superman?

  Superman : No, I didn't, I never do! You guys always do that. You can't just let them walk out of here, I caught 'em in the act!

  Cop : It's your word against theirs, I'm afraid Superman.

  Superman : What? They have guns and ski masks and...

  Cop : The Constitution allows them the right to bear arms, and the last time I heard, skiing was still legal.

  Suit #1 : Excuse me, Superman, I'm Smithers, I'm with the FAA. Was that you flying overhead a few minutes ago?

  Superman : What? Yeah.

  Suit #1 : Mm-hmm. I need to see your license.

  Superman : My what?

  Suit #1 : Your license, to fly. You do have one?

  Superman : No, I don't.

  Suit #2 : Superman, Agent Bower, I.R.S. We've been trying to contact you. We need your social security number.

  Superman : I don't have one.

  Suit #2 : Everyone has a social security number.

  Superman : Well, I don't.

  Suit #2 : I guess that explains why we can't locate any of your tax returns. It doesn't appear you've actually ever filed. That can't be, can it? Superman a tax dodger? Should we be looking under "S" for Super or "M" for Man?

  Suit #3 : Superman, Emily Stevens with Immigration and Naturalization. We just need a quick look at your green card.

  Superman : Green card?

  Suit #3 : You are an alien, are you not?

  Suit #1 : Superman, I'm afraid until we get this cleared up, I'm going to have to ground you.

  [All 3 suits hand him paperwork]