Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)

Lethal Weapon (1997)

Teri Hatcher: Lois Lane

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• Lois Lane : All I'm saying is that it may be very manly not to show concern, even Super-manly. But I'm your wife and we share concerns and how concerned are you?

• [Lois is rambling on one of her tangents] 

  Clark Kent : Honey, Honey, Honey you are doing that manic thing.

  Lois Lane : Oh that's just how I deal with anxiety.

  Clark Kent : I know but it's making mine worse!

• Lois Lane : First thing in the morning we're getting to the bottom of this red kryptonite thing.

  Clark Kent : Man just when I start feeling like a normal every day guy something like this happens. You know Lois for the first time in my life I feel like I could actually hurt innocent people.

  Lois Lane : Well you would never knowingly hurt anyone. You're a careful and caring person. Like you said, we're going to get to the bottom of this.

  [They both get into bed and turn the lights out] 

  Lois Lane : Uh, owe.

  Clark Kent : [Turns the light back on]  Lois, Honey... Honey what's the matter with your arm? Where did you get that bruise?

  Lois Lane : That bruise, um, I just uh bumped into a cabinet or something. You know me always running into things.

  Clark Kent : No you're not.

  [Lois looks guilty] 

  Clark Kent : Wait a minute. Don't tell me I gave you that bruise when I hugged you this morning?

  Lois Lane : Clark it's nothing.

  Clark Kent : I'm so sorry.

  [Climbs out of bed] 

  Lois Lane : I can't even feel it. Clark it was an accident. Where are you going?

  Clark Kent : Downstairs.

  Lois Lane : What? No you don't have to do that.

  Clark Kent : I'm like a loaded gun! It's not safe for you to be around me.

  [Tries to open the door but breaks the handle off instead] 

• Lois Lane : [Lois comes home to find the house looking like a tornado came through]  Clark?

  [She finds Clark sitting dejected in a corner] 

  Lois Lane : What happened?

  Clark Kent : I hiccuped.

  Lois Lane : What?

  Clark Kent : [Says a little louder]  I hiccuped. And our house turned into The Poseidon Adventure.

  Lois Lane : Then what?

  Clark Kent : I swallowed a teaspoon full of sugar and held my breath just like my mom taught me when I was a kid. This is unbelievable. The one thing I could always count on my whole life, my strength, it's become my biggest weakness.

• Clark Kent : So do you want to go back home and finish our little poker game?

  Lois Lane : Oh, okay. You don't stand a chance.

  Clark Kent : You're probably right.

  [Uses his x-ray on Lois] 

  Lois Lane : Excuse me what did you just do?

  Clark Kent : Well you are such a good poker player I figure that might be as close to a win as I get tonight.

  Lois Lane : Well you should let me know when you're going to do that, I'll put on my good lingerie.

• Lois Lane : [Whistles as Clark takes his pants off]  Okay so far I'm up by a watch, a belt and a pair of pants. If you lose this hand you can just kiss that shirt goodbye.

  Clark Kent : Are you sure you don't moonlight as a dealer in Vegas?

  Lois Lane : Some people just have a better card sense than others.

  Clark Kent : Okay. I will see your shirt... and I will raise you everything else you have on.

  Lois Lane : I'll call. What'd you got?

  Clark Kent : Full house, read um and weep.

  Lois Lane : Ugh, two pair.

  Clark Kent : Yes!

  Lois Lane : Well that was amazing how you pulled that off. You didn't happen to use any of your, uh, buzz-buzz?

  Clark Kent : Lois, I would never use a little *buzz-buzz* to cheat at cards.

  Lois Lane : Alright. Shuffle them up while you're hot. Get ready to taste the agony of-

  [Sees Clark's face as he hears an alarm] 

  Lois Lane : Oh no.

  Clark Kent : Sounds like the bank alarm. I better check it out.

  Lois Lane : [Looks disappointed]  I know.

  Clark Kent : Besides it'll give you a chance to hone up on that card sense of yours.

  [Winks at Lois as he rushes off] 

• Lois Lane : How was your check-up?

  Clark Kent : Inconclusive.

  Lois Lane : What do we do now? Is there anyone else you can see for a second opinion? What am I saying?

  Clark Kent : Honey, it's going to be okay, I promise.

  Lois Lane : [a few minutes later Lois sees Clark at his desk grimace]  What's the matter? Is everything alright?

  Clark Kent : Honey, just relax. It's cold coffee.

• Lois Lane : [Just saw the mayor in a heated conversation with Dr Klein]  What was that all about?

  Dr. Klein : They're a bit concerned that Superman may still go berserk. And I am absolutely forbidden under any circumstances to tell you that kryptonite is being removed from our vault and formed into bullets and that a marksman will be on Superman's tail to take him out if anything goes wrong.

  Lois Lane : What?

  Dr. Klein : Whatever you do, don't tell Superman.

  Lois Lane : [a few minutes later, Superman has just stopped the bad guys as Lois arrives]  Superman, duck!

  [Superman is hit and goes down as Lois rushes to him] 

  Lois Lane : Superman, it was a kryptonite bullet.

  Superman : It's alright, it just grazed me thanks to your...

  Lois Lane : Big mouth?