- Clark Kent: Are there a few things we should get settled first?
- Lois Lane: Such as?
- Clark Kent: Well, this is our first night here, alone...together.
- Lois Lane: So?
- Clark Kent: So, we flip for the bed.
- Lois Lane: How about I get the bed and I lend you a pillow?
- Clark Kent: How about we alternate nights?
- Lois Lane: How about we don't.
- Clark Kent: Well, it's a big bed. How about we share?
- Lois Lane: How about we alternate nights?
- Clark Kent: Deal.
- Jonathan Kent: [after learning that Lois and Clark are at the honeymoon suite] Well, uh...Clark is there anything you'd like to tell us?
- Clark Kent: Not really, things are going pretty smoothly, assuming Lois keeps her end of the bargain and lets me have my turn in the bedroom tonight.
- Clark Kent: What's that?
- Lois Lane: My word.
- Clark Kent: There's no such word as "chumpy."
- Lois Lane: Sure there is. Someone's a chump, therefore, he's chumpy.
- Clark Kent: Try again.
- Lois Lane: Are you challenging me?
- Clark Kent: You bet your sweet little chumpy, I am!
- Lois Lane: [they have just entered their ransacked suite and Clark sat on a bomb to keep it from destroying the room] Are you just gonna sit there all night?