Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)

Ghosts (1996)

Dean Cain: Clark Kent, Superman

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Quotes 

• Lois Lane : And you can get that look off your face.

  Clark Kent : What look?

  Lois Lane : That look that says, 'Oh my God, Lois cooked something and I have to eat it.'

• Lois Lane : Relax I told you I'm fine.

  Clark Kent : Are you sure? What I mean is, are you sure?

  Lois Lane : I'm sure.

  Clark Kent : Well I'm not. Do you know what it feels like having the person you love turn into a snarling monster right before your eyes?

  Lois Lane : *She* was snarling. *I* was speaking loudly for emphasis. I'm glad you were there. It helped me get through it.

  Clark Kent : What was it like? How did it feel to have someone occupy your body?

  Lois Lane : Crowded?

• Clark Kent : [after cutting the roast]  Cuts like butter.

  Lois Lane : Sure. You're Superman. Isn't London broil supposed to be pink in the middle?

  Clark Kent : I can see pink.

  Lois Lane : Where?

  Clark Kent : Well right there.

  Lois Lane : That tiny infinitesimal dot?

  Clark Kent : It's a pink dot Honey.

  Lois Lane : It's a disaster. Clark face it I can't cook!

  Clark Kent : Lois I didn't fall in love with you because of your cooking.

  Lois Lane : Stop the presses.

  Clark Kent : I fell in love with you because of you. Put another way I bought the whole house not just the kitchen. And believe me there are other rooms where you rate 5 stars.

  Lois Lane : Let's skip right to dessert

  [kisses Clark] 

• Lois Lane : [shouting out the front door]  Superman!

  Clark Kent : Hi Honey. I was in mid-emergency, what is it?

  Lois Lane : I don't know.

  Clark Kent : You don't know?

  Lois Lane : If I knew I wouldn't need your help.

  Clark Kent : Lois...

  Lois Lane : Something... intense is happening in the kitchen.

  Clark Kent : [Clark walks into the kitchen while Lois hangs back]  Demonic symbols, black mask candles, incantation book.

  Lois Lane : What about the pots and pans?

  Clark Kent : Hanging neatly from the rack.

  Lois Lane : [Tentatively comes into the kitchen]  Who do you suppose did this?

  Clark Kent : Vandals?

  Lois Lane : Vandals? Clark, pots and pans were wizzing around the room.

  Clark Kent : By themselves?

  Lois Lane : I know how it sounds.

  Clark Kent : There must be some rational explanation.

  Lois Lane : I'm all for that, go ahead.

  [Clark hesitates] 

  Lois Lane : I'll accept almost anything. Barometric pressures, wind currents, sun spots?

  Clark Kent : I'm afraid not.

  Lois Lane : You're turn.

  Clark Kent : Fatigue and emotional trauma.

  Lois Lane : What emotional trauma?

  Clark Kent : Although it was no real big deal to me you seemed pretty upset about last night's London broil.

  Lois Lane : What? Clark, after everything we've been through, invading aliens, alternate universes, machines that suck the youth out of you, you think the one thing that's going to make me see flying pots is... meat?

• Lois Lane : [telling Clark about her conversation with the ghost]  There was some detail about her marriage that she couldn't bring herself to tell me. She seemed more interested in talking about you and me.

  Clark Kent : Well I hope you didn't tell her everything.

  Lois Lane : I left out the good parts

  [leans in the kiss Clark] 

  Clark Kent : She's probably already seen them anyway.

  Lois Lane : [Pulls back in surprise]  I never thought of that!

• Lois Lane : Katie left a little behind. She sure knew how to cook a wonderful breakfast.

  Clark Kent : [Clark takes a bite]  Wow!

  Lois Lane : I call that eggs a la Katie Banks.

  Clark Kent : Oh Honey you can cook!

  Lois Lane : Yes. Who would have though a couple of eggs could give me such a feeling of conquest? Although it's sort of like climbing Mount Everest. Once you do it you think 'why would I ever do that again'?

  Clark Kent : I'll eat slowly...

  Lois Lane : I suggest you do.

• Lois Lane : I think it's done.

  Clark Kent : This is terrific.

  Lois Lane : Say that after you taste it.

  Clark Kent : No, I mean us, here in the kitchen, cooking dinner together.

  Lois Lane : Not too normal for you, routine, dull?

  Clark Kent : I live for normal, thrive on routine and as for dull, that word just does not exist when I'm with you.

  Lois Lane : Well in that case after dinner you're in for a very special dessert.

  Clark Kent : Ooh!

• Lois Lane : The key to all this is Kathrine Bank's murder, we need to find out more about it. Maybe from the best source possible?

  Clark Kent : No, uh-uh, way too dangerous.

  Lois Lane : [Gives him a look like he's overreacting]  Oh.

  Clark Kent : Lois I'm serious.

  Lois Lane : [Makes a spooky face]  Oooooooo!

  Clark Kent : Seriously, Lois this is something you just can not do!

  [Lois gives Clark a look again as she walks away]