- Charles Ingalls: Was she very disappointed?
- Caroline Ingalls: Nope.
- Charles Ingalls: How'd you manage to do it?
- Caroline Ingalls: I'm baking the cake.
- Laura Ingalls: We oughta have our funeral while we're still alive so we can say goodbye to everybody.
- Dr. Hiram Baker: Amy, I've never put a woman, much less an eighty year old woman over my knees; but you're coming close to being the first!
- Dr. Hiram Baker: What do I say you died of?
- Amy O'Hara Hearn: I'm eighty years old on Sunday. Surely you can think of something!