- Reverend Bernice Woodall: You cowards. You whoremongers. Your place is in the lake of fire and sulphur. Where you will die. The second death.
- [Swing round to reveal she is berating a class of school children. One of them begins to cry. "Legz Akimbo" theatre company's van pulls up outside the school]
- Reverend Bernice Woodall: Oh they've arrived.
- [to children]
- Reverend Bernice Woodall: Did you know that some of you are going to be watching a play this afternoon instead of doing proper lessons? It's going to be performed by "Legz Akimbo" theatre company and it is a play about homosexuality aimed at children aged 9 to 12. Some call this "theatre in education". I call it AIDS in a van.