Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Sick (2004)
Richard Belzer: Detective John Munch
Quotes
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Detective John Munch : Dodge ball? Haven't they outlawed this barbaric practice yet?
Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola : I loved this game.
Detective John Munch : Yeah, well, you were a sadist. You know, I literally weighed 98 pounds. I can still hear them. "Break the pencil." I was a walking bruise.
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Mitchell Edison : [about JJ] He might have gotten snapped by a wet towel or two. All in good fun, you know?
Detective John Munch : Yeah, getting pelted by the Neanderthals in the privates sounds like a blast.
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Elliot Stabler : JJ's got all the classic signs of being molested.
Donald Cragen : Question is, by whom?
Detective John Munch : Well, we canvassed his school, he's not in any extracurricular activities, so I doubt it was a teacher.
Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola : No older friends anyone knows about.
Detective John Munch : No friends at all.
Donald Cragen : That leaves the parents.
Elliot Stabler : Dad was running interference all through the interview.
Donald Cragen : Well, it's gonna be hard for JJ to talk about abuse if his abuser is sitting right there.
Olivia Benson : I think the mother knows about it. I got the feeling that she was covering something up. Aside from her worrying about what the neighbors thought, this woman has major guilt issues.
Donald Cragen : We gotta get JJ to open up.
Elliot Stabler : We might have trouble gaining his trust. I put him through the wringer a little bit there.
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Detective John Munch : Pervert ahoy. Pedophilic pirate motif.
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Mitchell Edison : JJ went postal. He started wailing on me. He bloodied my nose, gave me a black eye, a busted lip.
Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola : So how is it a guy like you doesn't fight back?
Mitchell Edison : I was freaked out.
Detective John Munch : Why? Because somebody half your size finally stood up to you?
Mitchell Edison : No, because the whole time he's hitting me, he's screaming rape.
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Detective John Munch : [in Billy Tripley's treasure room] This bed is a little small for two to sleep in, platonically.