Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
...Or Just Look Like One (1999)
Christopher Meloni: Detective Elliot Stabler
Quotes
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[Elliot walks in to find Kathy and Maureen in conversation at the dinner table]
Kathy Stabler : Oh, you're home.
Maureen Stabler : You're probably on her side.
Det. Elliot Stabler : You look healthy enough to me.
[to Kathy]
Det. Elliot Stabler : Have you eaten?
Kathy Stabler : No, I was waiting until you got home.
Det. Elliot Stabler : Manicotti Night, down at Scarentino's. Bottle of chianti, our name on it. Let's get out of here.
Maureen Stabler : You can't make me eat Italian, either.
Det. Elliot Stabler : Good, you're not invited. See you.
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Detective Lennie Briscoe : [handing Stabler his murder weapon] You are looking at the fruits of four hours of dumpster diving along 59th Street. Nine dumpsters in all.
Det. Elliot Stabler : You trying to tell me the two of youse went dumpster diving?
Detective Ed Green : Hell, no. We supervised a couple of uniforms. I don't do dirty diapers.
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Det. Elliot Stabler : [about Theresa Burgess' friend] You want to know what drugs she's taking? You want to know if she's sexually active?
Olivia Benson : This girl's gonna know 'cause girlfriends have no secrets.
Det. Elliot Stabler : Sounds like a song.
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Det. Elliot Stabler : Are we boring you, Ms. Lazlo?
Nina Laszlo : A little, yes. This is a huge, huge business, Detective. The girls will do whatever it takes to get where they want to be.