Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Greed (2002)

Christopher Meloni: Detective Elliot Stabler

Quotes 

• Denise Johansen : [to Edwin]  I told you we should have gotten a divorce.

  Edwin Todd : Shut up, you stupid bitch. You see, this is the last time I'm gonna take care of you.

  Denise Johansen : It was all his idea.

  Edwin Todd : And they can't prove any of it if you keep your trap shut.

  Elliot Stabler : [to the attorneys]  What's the matter, counselors? You didn't know they were married to each other?

  Alexandra Cabot : Unless you can produce divorce papers preceding your clients' respective weddings to Jessica Blaine and Curtis Johansen, it's as if those marriages never existed.

• Olivia Benson : There's three fireplaces, could've come through the chimney.

  Elliot Stabler : Maybe we should be looking for a guy in a red suit.

• Elliot Stabler : [to Olivia]  Now, did I see Todd blink when I asked him about that toolbox?

  Olivia Benson : Spooked him enough to make him admit that he touched it.

  Elliot Stabler : And now he's saying Ryan went to the bathroom. This guy is telling so many lies, he can't keep them straight.

• Jessica Blaine-Todd : [about Edwin]  He never meant for this to happen. He admitted he had had an affair with that woman, but he said it was over. He said she beat me out of jealousy.

  Elliot Stabler : Mrs. Todd, they're in this together. This is not about jealousy. This is not about love. This is about stealing your money, and if you don't help us, they're gonna get away with it.

• Alexandra Cabot : [after Danny Ryan's toolbox is excluded as evidence]  Why didn't anyone call me?

  Elliot Stabler : To tell you that we had permission to search the van? Would you have stopped us?

  Donald Cragen : Let's stop throwing blame around. We got screwed by legal maneuvering.

• Olivia Benson : If Denise faked being attacked, how did she have the DNA in her that showed up on the rape kit? By having sex with her husband.

  Elliot Stabler : She takes the rest of his semen, plants it on Jessica, makes it look like the same guy raped them both.