- Maitre D': It's customary to wait to be seated.
- Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: There wasn't any line, bub.
- Laverne DeFazio: I'll trade you a brain for a chop.
- Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: Now what am I gonna do with a brain?
- [last lines]
- Shirley Feeney: What do you think?
- Laverne DeFazio: Kissed better than the vacuum cleaner.
- Shirley Feeney: Shirley is wearing a green facial mask -- How dare you try to scare us!
- Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: You look pretty scary yourself!