The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)

Larry's Birthday (1993)

Rip Torn: Arthur

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Quotes 

• Arthur : Francine, what a delight!

• Jerry Capen : What's the deal with Mike Patterson?

  Arthur : Mike Patterson? He's a very funny guy. Lot of great ideas. Larry and I think he'll make a delightful addition to our staff.

  Jerry Capen : I didn't know we're in the market for delightful addition to our staff.

  Arthur : Well, the fact is Larry has wanted Mike for ages and he didn't want to move to L.A.

  Phil : What finally convinced him, the quality of our riots?

  Arthur : HA! As usual, I'd like to see more of that humor on the page.

• Jerry Capen : Artie!

  Arthur : Don't come out here.

• Arthur : [the camera guys were talking about the lousy ties Larry gets as birthday present every year]  Cut the shit off, you guys! Listen, I picked up the fucking goddamn tie out myself, which one of you guys have a problem with that?

  [no one replies] 

  Arthur : That's what I thought!

• Arthur : Cognac! Booze! Hooch! Huh? Ah, go fuck yourself.