- Phil: Good morning, ladies!
- Paula: Why are you so chipper today?
- Phil: Well, last night at the King's Row I met this unbelievably cute waitress. She saw me on the show, took me home and we rode the pony all night long.
- Paula: Yuck.
- Beverly Barnes: That is disgusting.
- Phil: No, no. It was beautiful. And her kid only woke up once.
- Arthur: What about fruit? Mango, pappaya, pineapple...
- Courteney Cox: Kiwi. No skin.
- Arthur: Well, it is fall but for you it shall be spring.