- Phil: I told you not to do that Michael Jackson joke.
- Jerry Capen: Fucking king of pop!
- Phil: We're wasting our creative lives.
- Arthur: Suzanne Somers segment was pure magic.
- Larry Sanders: [sarcastic] Oh yeah! Her boobs were falling out of her blouse and all I did was making lewd innuendos about having sex with her. I'm very, very proud.
- Arthur: You should be, my boy. Leno couldn't do that flirting thing, it would make people sick.
- [Hank makes a noise of disgust]
- Larry Sanders: I'm glad to know I don't make America sick.
- Larry Sanders: Doesn't seem to you we're basically doing the same show night after night?
- Arthur: No.
- Larry Sanders: Well, I'm walking through the same fucking blue curtain every night doing exactly the same show.
- Arthur: Well, let us get rid off the fucking blue curtain and jazz up things a little. Let's get a red curtain maybe with a stripe!