The L Word (TV Series)

Pilot (2004)

Kate Moennig: Shane McCutcheon

Quotes 

• Alice : Ooh, ooh, ooh. Now she's cute. And I haven't seen her before, is it possible?

  Shane : Fresh meat.

  Alice : New blood.

  Dana : Cris-pay!

  [Alice shakes her head at Dana] 

  Alice : Uh-uh.

• Shane : It has nothing to do with you guys. You know, it's the... it's the new male.

  Dana : What? What do you know about men, I mean, you've never even been with a man.

  Shane : Well, the new male is more spiritual than the old male. He sees his sperm as an extension of his inner being, whereas the old male shot into any female without thinking about what would happen. The new male totally cares what becomes of his seed.

  Alice : Oh, my god, it's Yoda.

  Dana : Yeah, they teach that at hairdresser school, by the way.

  Bette : Well that's great. Why do they have to go all sensitive on us just when we need them to keep on being the same old assholes.

• Shane : [repeatedly at the poker game]  Liquor in the front. Poker in the rear.