The L Word (TV Series)

Pilot (2004)

Laurel Holloman: Tina Kennard

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• Dr. Wilson : All right, I'm going to take a look at this and while I'm gone, well, you remember how I told you that there's a fair amount of evidence now? It's more likely to take if you're aroused.

  [Bette looks a tiny bit put off at the suggestion. The doctor turns the light off and winks at Bette then leaves the room. Bette turns toward Tina] 

  Bette : [laughs]  She's not serious! Am I supposed to fuck you right here?

  Tina : I think it would help.

• Marina : Well, between the four of us, we'll come up with someone. What, he has to be healthy, strong, creative, handsome...

  Tina : Artistic.

  [Shane enters the cafe] 

  Dana : There's always Shane.

• [as Jenny walks by The Planet for the first time, Dana ogles her. Everyone stares at Dana] 

  Dana : What?

  Alice : You are so gay.

  Tina : [rolling eyes]  So gay.

  [Dana slumps a little, tossing up a hand] 

  Dana : I know. I know.

• [Shane leaves with a woman Dana wanted to ask out] 

  Dana : I don't get it. I mean, what does Shane have that I don't have?

  Tina : It has to do with her attitude.

  Dana : I've got attitude!

  Marina : It's because she's so withholding.

  Tina : No. It's because she's so confident.

  Dana : No, it's because she's so STUPID and stupid people are too dumb to be insecure.

  Alice : [firmly]  Dana. She's your friend.

  Tina : It's confidence okay? I'm telling you... it's because of her nipples.

  Dana : What do you mean it's because of her nipples?

  Tina : She has the best nipples in town and she knows it.

  Alice : Oh my God. You're so right. She has nipple confidence!

  Tina : Yeah, they're small and they're perfectly formed.

  Alice : I wonder if I could sell a story on L.A's best nipples.