- Jenny Schecter: How are you?
- Bette Porter: How were you when your life fell apart?
- Jenny Schecter: I was a mess.
- Bette Porter: That's it. That's me.
- Alice Pieszecki: [as she approaches Shane across the dance floor] Sorry... excuse me... Shane! Ah! 'kay, I have to tell you something I'm really non s'posed to tell you.
- Shane McCutcheon: Fight the urge.
- Alice Pieszecki: But I... But I can't!
- Shane McCutcheon: [Pleading] Try.
- Alice Pieszecki: But it's hard!
- Shane McCutcheon: I know, but try!
- Jenny Schecter: [to Shane] Is that Carmen spinning?
- Shane McCutcheon: Yeah, I hooked her up with Kit.
- Jenny Schecter: Aren't you going to go say hi?
- Shane McCutcheon: [with a forced grin] I did.
- Shane McCutcheon: [at Jenny's look] What?
- Jenny Schecter: I don't know, it's just sometimes you remind me of guys I used to date in high school.