Knight Rider (TV Series)

White Bird (1983)

William Daniels: K.I.T.T.

Quotes 

• Michael Knight : [speeding along in K.I.T.T]  What are you looking for?

  Stephanie 'Stevie' Mason : The microwave and the sunlamp. Really, I've never seen anything like this before. I'm still amazed if someone has a phone in their car.

  Michael Knight : All right. We might as well deal with it now. KITT... say hello to Stephanie. Stephanie, meet my car, KITT.

  [K.I.T.T. of course opts to be capricious and plays dumb] 

  Michael Knight : Say something, KITT. Come on, say something, she's gonna think I'm crazy.

  K.I.T.T. : Hello, Stephanie. Michael isn't crazy. Not in the clinical sense, at least.

  Michael Knight : Thank you very much. He talks.

  Stephanie 'Stevie' Mason : How can a car... talk?

  Michael Knight : Computers. Don't ask me how. I don't know. I don't wanna know.

  [K.I.T.T. shows off with a dashboard display and makes Stephanie laugh] 

  Michael Knight : How you doing? Feel better?

  Stephanie 'Stevie' Mason : Aside from trying to adjust to being in a car that talks?

  [chuckles] 

  Stephanie 'Stevie' Mason : Yes. Better. Thanks. As a matter of fact, the farther away we get, the better I feel.

  [sudden realization:] 

  Stephanie 'Stevie' Mason : Where are we going?

  Michael Knight : The Foundation has a retreat just north of here. What's the matter?

  Stephanie 'Stevie' Mason : I just realized I hadn't asked you that. That scares me.

  Michael Knight : What scares you?

  Stephanie 'Stevie' Mason : That I would trust a stranger so much.

  [her hand goes to the necklace Michael Long had given her] 

  Stephanie 'Stevie' Mason : I think the reason I did is this feeling I have. This feeling I know you.

• K.I.T.T. : [Michael is humming along with the music]  Michael?

  Michael Knight : Yeah, KITT?

  K.I.T.T. : C is beyond your grasp and D is beyond your vision.

  Michael Knight : I didn't know you had perfect pitch.

  K.I.T.T. : It's a cross I have to bear.

  Michael Knight : You do it so well.

  K.I.T.T. : Thank you.

  Michael Knight : De nada.

• Stephanie 'Stevie' Mason : Not only does he talk, he has a sense of humor.

  Michael Knight : I wouldn't go that far.

  K.I.T.T. : I beg your pardon!

• Stephanie 'Stevie' Mason : Michael, I'm a little afraid.

  Michael Knight : Don't worry. Everything's gonna be all right.

  K.I.T.T. : He knows what he's talking about.

  Stephanie 'Stevie' Mason : I certainly hope so.