Knight Rider (TV Series)
Trust Doesn't Rust (1982)
William Daniels: K.I.T.T.
Quotes
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Michael Knight : KITT, we gotta get this guy to a hospital, buddy.
K.I.T.T. : Michael, that car. It could've been my twin. It was exactly like me.
Michael Knight : Not exactly, buddy. It almost killed me.
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[Referring to Bonnie]
K.I.T.T. : She's right, Michael.
Michael Knight : Ah, you always liked her better!
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K.I.T.T. : Michael, why do you need to socialize with so many women? Wouldn't one be sufficient?
Michael Knight : KITT, you're beginning to sound like my mother, here. I mean, what's wrong with a little companionship?
K.I.T.T. : Eh?
Michael Knight : You can understand that.
K.I.T.T. : No, Michael, I cannot. When you're one-of-a-kind, companionship does not compute.
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K.A.R.R. : KITT, I am warning you. Change course at once!
K.I.T.T. : I am not in control, KARR.
K.A.R.R. : Then tell the humans to turn away. This is folly, KITT.
Bonnie Barstow : He's right.
K.I.T.T. : He's right.
Michael Knight : No way.
K.I.T.T. : Michael, what are you doing?
Michael Knight : Remember Zeno and that immovable object thing? We're about to find out that answer.
K.A.R.R. : Your lives mean nothing to me!
K.I.T.T. : Michael, please. Pardon the expression, but he does have a few screws loose. Turn. KARR doesn't have my programming to protect human life.
Michael Knight : That's what I'm counting on, buddy.
Bonnie Barstow : What?
K.I.T.T. : Michael, I cannot allow you to jeopardize your life. I am assuming control.
[engages Auto Cruise Mode]
Michael Knight : No, you're not, KITT!
[presses Normal Function button]
Bonnie Barstow : Michael, you know all those times I've called you irresponsible and impulsive? I didn't mean it.
Michael Knight : Bonnie, remember all those times I called you bossy and demanding? I didn't mean it, either.
K.I.T.T. : Michael, Bonnie...
Bonnie Barstow , Michael Knight : Yes, KITT?
K.I.T.T. : Why are you lying to each other?
K.A.R.R. : Turn away. Turn away.
[KARR swerves away from KITT and jumps off a cliff]
K.A.R.R. : No!
[shouts]
K.A.R.R. : No!
[crashes and explodes into the ocean]
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K.I.T.T. : Bonnie, unless I'm mistaken, you seem to be repositioning my main power booster.
Bonnie Barstow : Uh, yes, I'm, uh, making room for a new component.
K.I.T.T. : What kind of component?
Devon Miles : Oh, we don't know yet if it's going to be necessary, KITT. Just planning ahead, that's all.
K.I.T.T. : I see.
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K.I.T.T. : [deadly game of chicken] Michael, what are you doing?
Michael Knight : Remember Zeno and that immovable object thing? We're about to find out the answer.
K.A.R.R. : [roaring engine, menacing confrontation] Your lives mean nothing to me!
K.I.T.T. : Michael, please pardon the expression, but he does have a few screws loose. Turn! Karr doesn't have my programming to protect human life.
Michael Knight : That's what I'm counting on, buddy.
Bonnie Barstow : What?
K.I.T.T. : Michael, I cannot allow you to jeopardize your life. I am assuming control.
Michael Knight : No, you're not, KITT!
[switches to manual control]
Bonnie Barstow : Michael, you know all those times I called you irresponsible and impulsive... I didn't mean it.
Michael Knight : Bonnie, remember all those times I called you bossy and demanding, I didn't mean it either.
K.I.T.T. : Michael? Bonnie?
Bonnie Barstow , Michael Knight : Yes, KITT?
K.I.T.T. : Why are you lying to each other?
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K.I.T.T. : I hope you didn't take that suggestion seriously, Mr. Miles. I am quite happy with basic black.
Michael Knight : Aren't we overreacting a bit, here? All these guys did was blow away a ringmaster. They didn't even steal any hamburgers.
Devon Miles : Michael, KARR is like a loaded gun in the hands of a small child. It's only a matter of time before there's a real explosion.
