Knight Rider (TV Series)

The Topaz Connection (1983)

David Hasselhoff: Michael Knight

Quotes 

• Lauren Royce : How did you get here ahead of me? You didn't drive all the way.

  Michael Knight : I think we've got more important things to talk about. Like you and me, and some ground rules for working together.

  Lauren Royce : I didn't know we were working together.

  Michael Knight : I gathered that when you took off at the airport. So I say that's the first thing that we gotta decide here. Now, either we are working together, or we aren't working together. And if we aren't working together, all you've gotta do is say the word and I'm out of here.

  Lauren Royce : You sure you can handle me?

  Michael Knight : No. You sure you can handle me?

  Lauren Royce : No.

• [Michael and KITT are outside a gambling hall filled with slot machines] 

  K.I.T.T. : Michael, I'm picking up some unusual vibrations.

  Michael Knight : That's probably just the one-armed bandits.

  K.I.T.T. : Shall we pursue them?

• Bonnie Barstow : I've programmed KITT with everything imaginable on Royce's publishing empire, along with all the past issues of Escape magazine.

  Michael Knight : Including the centerfolds?

  Bonnie Barstow : [coolly]  I anticipated your every need.

• Michael Knight : The story have a title?

  Devon Miles : Well, he referred to it by codename: Topaz.

  Michael Knight : Did you run that through the computers?

  Bonnie Barstow : Nothing. The word doesn't seem to connect to anything in Royce's personal or corporate life. It is however a birth stone... mine.

  Michael Knight : [stuttering]  Eh... November 24. I'm sorry, I forgot your birthday didn't I?

• K.I.T.T. : [surveys bikini girls playing with beach ball on the mansion's lawn]  Why are all those young ladies running around in such skimpy attire?

  Michael Knight : When I find out, you'll be the first to know.

• K.I.T.T. : [Kitt is part of the Escape magazine centerfold]  Overall it's a very flattering layout. However there is one small detail that keeps it from being picture perfect.

  Michael Knight : No kidding. What's that?

  K.I.T.T. : Please remove the staple from my fender.

• Lauren Royce : Okay, there's the smile. Let's see, what else do we have? Ah, the cake, champagne... anything else?

  Michael Knight : I'll tell ya what; you do the cake, I'll do the champagne, and then we'll see what else comes to mind.

• Lauren Royce : You're right. You hardly know me, but you're right. How come you're so right all the time?

  Michael Knight : It's my specialty.