Knight Rider (TV Series)

Not a Drop to Drink (1982)

David Hasselhoff: Michael Knight

Quotes 

• Michael Knight : Where do I start?

  Devon Miles : She's not only their leader, she's also almost as impulsive as you. Stubborn, rebellious, constantly indignant. As a matter of fact, I can't think of two people who deserve each other more.

• Michael Knight : That was a close one. I wonder how they knew we were coming?

  K.I.T.T. : Are you positive it was a deliberate assault on us?

  Michael Knight : No question about it.

  K.I.T.T. : How can you be so sure?

  Michael Knight : Because earth-movers don't mate this time of year.

• Michael Knight : Do something about that bull, will ya, K.I.T.T.?

  K.I.T.T. : A bull? Really Michael, you want me to chase a bull? I'm not a matador.

  Michael Knight : K.I.T.T.!

  K.I.T.T. : Very well, Michael.

• K.I.T.T. : It's about time.

  Michael Knight : You can't be impatient, that's a human trait.

  K.I.T.T. : I'd just like to know what's going on. I'm only as good as my input, you know.

• Michael Knight : I think we both know what's going on around here. I just thought I'd tell you that whatever you have in mind, it isn't gonna happen. So what do you say we make life easy on everybody and leave the status as quo as possible?

• Francesca Morgan : And I do hope you'll accept our invitation to come back soon. I know Kevin will be very disappointed if you don't.

  Michael Knight : Just Kevin?

• Bonnie Barstow : [was busy altering K.I.T.T]  All finished.

  Michael Knight : What have you done to the monster now?

  [imitated kind of a corny monster voice, but she's not amused, gets up, glares at him] 

  Michael Knight : Yeah.

  [walks away] 

  Bonnie Barstow : I've just increased his capabilities tremendously. You see, you just push... this button...

  Michael Knight : Uh.

  Bonnie Barstow : ...and a grappling hook shoots out the back.

  Michael Knight : Really.

  [he pushes that button and the grappling hook does indeed shoot out the back] 

  Devon Miles : [admiring the way K.I.T.T reels in an old barrel that happened to be standing there]  My, what a remarkable fisherman K.I.T.T. would make.