- [KITT has lost his memory]
- KITT: Don't touch Turbo Boost. Something tells me you shouldn't touch Turbo Boost.
- KITT: Do we know each other?
- Michael Knight: Know each other? Butch know Sundance? Smith know Weston? Abbot know Costello?
- KITT: Goodbye, Elliott.
- Doug Wainwright: Doug. My name is Doug.
- KITT: Then who's Elliott?
- Doug Wainwright: How do I know? I thought your memory was getting better?
- KITT: Yes, well, at least it's not getting any worse.
- Devon Miles: Of course it may be a coincidence, Michael, but if you believe that, stay away from people selling bridges in Brooklyn or swampland in Florida.
- Michael Knight: Kitt, say something to me, will ya?
- KITT: I am... Knight Industries... I am a... I... would you please repeat the question?