- Michael Knight: There's no way K.I.T.T. and I handle do this alone. All of us are going into the field.
- Bonnie Barstow: [posing as Alicia Craven-Hall] I can't tell you how pleased I am to find a man who shares at least one of my passions.
- Simon Carascas: And we'll soon find out if you share one of mine. I am obsessed by authenticity.
- Simon Carascas: I have a feeling that the Hammer of the Desert will be rather pleased with his American guests.
- Vascone: What about Hajack?
- Simon Carascas: We'll deal with him when I get back. He's an imposter, she's an imposter, bad things always come in threes, don't they? Go over that car. Top to bottom and dismantle it.
- K.I.T.T.: [conversing via comlink] Are you alright, Michael?
- Michael Knight: Yeah, if you consider being locked in a six by six filthy room alright, I'm doing great.