Knight Rider (TV Series)

Knight & Knerd (1985)

David Hasselhoff: Michael Knight

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Quotes 

• K.I.T.T. : His name is Fuji Hakito. Given he's a Takishi, might I suggest caution?

  Michael Knight : [gets out]  My middle name, partner, my middle name. Sayonara.

• Michael Knight : [Trying to explain to KITT what a 'nerd' is]  A 'nerd' is kind of... a term of... AFFECTION!

  K.I.T.T. : It sounds more like an affliction.

  Michael Knight : Well... you might just have a point there buddy.

• Jeannie : Are you here for aerobics?

  Michael Knight : [Smiling]  Only if you give private lessons.

  Jeannie : Sorry to disappoint you... I'm just a receptionist!

• Michael Knight : [after ducking to avoid a throwing knife]  You should've told me the Takishi's had a height requirement!

  Mac Gifford : Don't get the wrong idea Knight. You bailed out first and my man adjusted.

  Michael Knight : Yeah, right. We'll try it again sometime... in MY gym!

• K.I.T.T. : There are eleven 'Vanessa Suttons' in my databank.

  Michael Knight : Run them by me, buddy.

  K.I.T.T. : [Shows an image of an old woman]  Vanessa Abigail Sutton.

  Michael Knight : KITT, she's 90 years old! Go on!

  K.I.T.T. : Very well.

  [Shows an image of a horse] 

  K.I.T.T. : Vanessa B. Sutton.

  Michael Knight : Great legs, but I pass!

  K.I.T.T. : [Shows an image of the actual Vanessa]  Vanessa Mary Sutton.

  Michael Knight : Ah ha! There's little Miss Massage!

• Michael Knight : My name's Michael Knight, I'm a friend of Fuji Hakito's.

  Mac Gifford : Yeah? Well, you should know he's not here.

  Michael Knight : I do, that's why I am. Used to work out with him, I'm looking for a new martial arts club to join.

  Mac Gifford : Well this is private, but just out of curiosity, what belt are you?

  Michael Knight : Put it this way - I've beaten a Takishi.

  Mac Gifford : A Hammer Hawk? To my knowledge they died out years ago. And from what I've heard, bragging wasn't part of the Takishi code. You had to withstand a test of raw nerve to even be considered.

  Michael Knight : [Sneering]  Try me.

• Mac Gifford : [Giving Vanessa a massage]  I'm gonna make that call. I'll be right back.

  [Leaves the room, then Michael enters who resumes the massage] 

  Dr. Vanessa Sutton : [Unable to see Michael]  Oh, that was fast.

  [Moaning] 

  Dr. Vanessa Sutton : Ohhh... I never thought you could be so tender. Careful... I'm beginning to visualize more than 'tension leaving my body.' I can't wait to return the favor.

  Michael Knight : [Grinning]  Me neither!