- K.I.T.T.: [Michael and Kitt have just caught their man] I'm afraid the only big iron you'll be handling for a long time is going to belong to the department of corrections.
- Michael Knight: I couldn't have said it better myself, pal.
- Michael Knight: Lucy, you really hate Frank that much?
- Lucy Sanderson: Why would I steal from Frank? He gives me everything I want. Materially at least. Which is funny. Because all I ever wanted was someone to love me.
- Michael Knight: Something in my bones tells me I'm right.
- K.I.T.T.: The ultraphonic analyzer indicates there's absolutely nothing unusual about your bones.
- Michael Knight: I'm talking about a feeling here, I'm talking about a gut reaction.
- K.I.T.T.: And I'm showing no unusual activity in your gastrointestinal system.
- Michael Knight: Well, looks like Joe Glover's home.
- K.I.T.T.: Yes, but you forgot the 'hair of the dog'.
- Michael Knight: Guess I'll have to rely on boyish charm.
- Michael Knight: You don't trust me, huh? You've never seen me before, you don't exactly know what I'm up to and don't care for my aftershave.
- [the waitress giggles at Michael's boyish charm]
- Mary Beth: I didn't even notice it.
- Michael Knight: I'm not wearing any.