Knight Rider (TV Series)

A Nice, Indecent Little Town (1983)

William Daniels: K.I.T.T.

Quotes 

• Michael Knight : Boy, I don't believe this place. It's like it's frozen out of the fifties. I keep expecting to see Wally and the Beaver.

  K.I.T.T. : Wally and the Beaver? That doesn't compute Michael. Are they a part of the counterfeit operation?

  Michael Knight : No, just part of my past, KITT.

• Devon Miles : [on viewscreen]  Kitt, what's happening? I've been trying to reach Michael for over an hour.

  K.I.T.T. : Michael is... indisposed.

  Devon Miles : Oh, that means he's either with a young lady or he's in jail.

  K.I.T.T. : No comment.

  Devon Miles : I admire your loyalty, Kitt. Frankly I'd just as soon not know, unless of course he's in real trouble.

• K.I.T.T. : [Kitt has been hoisted up in a garage]  My dear I'm a car, not a plane.

  Jobina : Oh! Yes of course you are.

• Jobina : Tell me, what were you doing up there in the first place?

  K.I.T.T. : Spinning my wheels.

  Jobina : [no reply] 

  K.I.T.T. : That was a joke.

  Jobina : Oh.

• Devon Miles : Well, now that Aunt Martha is back at the helm of the Hallelujah Press again, she wanted each of you to have a keepsake.

  Bonnie Barstow : Ah, a Bible.

  Michael Knight : Hey, that's nice.

  Bonnie Barstow : Beautiful, isn't it?

  Devon Miles : Yes, quite. And informative.

  K.I.T.T. : May I ask who programmed it?

  Michael Knight : [Michael, Devon and Bonnie laugh awkwardly]  Well, that's, eh, kind of a long story, KITT.

  K.I.T.T. : That's all right, Michael, I have plenty of time.

• K.I.T.T. : [crashing through the jailhouse walls and screeching to a halt near where Michael is lying in his cell]  You rang, Michael?