Knight Rider (TV Series)

A Nice, Indecent Little Town (1983)

David Hasselhoff: Michael Knight

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Quotes 

• Michael Knight : Boy, I don't believe this place. It's like it's frozen out of the fifties. I keep expecting to see Wally and the Beaver.

  K.I.T.T. : Wally and the Beaver? That doesn't compute Michael. Are they a part of the counterfeit operation?

  Michael Knight : No, just part of my past, KITT.

• Michael Knight : Writing is hell? I thought the expression was 'war is hell'.

  Jobina : Obviously said by someone who never attempted to write.

• Devon Miles : Well, now that Aunt Martha is back at the helm of the Hallelujah Press again, she wanted each of you to have a keepsake.

  Bonnie Barstow : Ah, a Bible.

  Michael Knight : Hey, that's nice.

  Bonnie Barstow : Beautiful, isn't it?

  Devon Miles : Yes, quite. And informative.

  K.I.T.T. : May I ask who programmed it?

  Michael Knight : [Michael, Devon and Bonnie laugh awkwardly]  Well, that's, eh, kind of a long story, KITT.

  K.I.T.T. : That's all right, Michael, I have plenty of time.

• Bonnie Barstow : [ever efficient]  Oh, Kitt's rotors are overheating. I'll increase the gap five degrees and retime.

  Michael Knight : Am I interrupting something here or what?

  Devon Miles : Relax, Michael. We'll manage to capture your counterfeiter.

  Michael Knight : Good. When?

  Devon Miles : We'll get together immediately after my speech.

  [is reminded] 

  Devon Miles : My speech.

  [pats his pockets] 

  Devon Miles : Bonnie, I seem to have misplaced my note cards.

  Bonnie Barstow : [ever efficient]  Your left pocket.

• Bonnie Barstow : [as Michael is about to rush off in K.I.T.T]  Not even a goodbye? See you later? Aloha?

  Michael Knight : Aloha.

  Devon Miles : Cheers.

  Michael Knight : Cheers!

  [rushes off]