- Teddy Wong: I mean, who needs cake? It's not exactly the pillar of a meal.
- Seth Richman: Are you implying that your fish is more important than my cake?
- Teddy Wong: I'm not implying it. I'm stating it. It's fact.
- Seth Richman: Really? Ever heard of a birthday FISH?
- Teddy Wong: No. Did dad ever take you on a CAKING trip? Aw, no, he didn't.
- Seth Richman: Okay, let's talk about something important. Can we agree that we prefer cake over fish?
- Teddy Wong: Two words: Moby Dick. Four more: Not about a cake.
- Seth Richman: Jessica Alba gets naked on your couch. Do you cover her in chocolate frosting or pickled herring?
- Teddy Wong: Herring. You're making my point for me.
- Seth Richman: A day's pay says I sell more cake tomorrow night than you sell fish.
- Teddy Wong: Bring it, Cupcake.