King of the Hill (TV Series)
The Wedding of Bobby Hill (1999)
Pamela Adlon: Bobby Hill
Quotes
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Bobby Hill : Luanne, I know we've had our differences but I was kinda hoping we could make up and not get married.
Luanne Platter : Uncle Hank, Bobby's trying to get out of marrying me.
Hank : Bobby, you cut that out.
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Bobby Hill : Why would I put dirt on my own fruit pie? My *own* fruit pie?
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Peggy Hill : 12 years old and drinking a beer?
Bobby Hill : I didn't even like it!
Hank : Now you're just tryin' to get me mad.
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Bobby Hill : Please, Dad, I don't want to marry Luanne.
Hank : Well, it's a little late for that. You didn't take care of Boomhauer's, you drank beer, you messed with Luanne's lady pills. I ask you, is that responsible behavior?
Bobby Hill : [sighs] No.
Hank : Well, then, having to marry Luanne will be a good lesson for you.
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Bobby Hill : I'm sorry for the pranks, Luanne... and you probably shouldn't open your laundry hamper very quickly unless you like snakes.
Luanne Platter : Thank you. Oh, you might not wanna ride downhill on your bike. Somethin' might be wrong with the brake cable.
Bobby Hill : Oh, don't use your mouthwash around an open flame.
Luanne Platter : I'll try not to... Oh, um, you might wanna stop drinkin' that milk.
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Hank : You can make up for this by marrying Luanne.
Bobby Hill : But I'm only 12 years old.
Hank : Well just think, you can be married for 80 years.
Bobby Hill : Dad, you can't make me marry Luanne.
Hank : Yes, I can. You're only 12 years old.
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Bobby Hill : Mom, I don't want to do this.
Peggy Hill : Well of course you don't.