King of the Hill (TV Series)

The Final Shinsult (1998)

Toby Huss: Cotton Hill, Kahn Souphanousinphone Sr.

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Quotes 

• Hank Hill : I know what's best for my dad.

  Cotton Hill : If you knew what's best for me you'd have drowned yourself two days after you was born!

• Mexican Official : Here you are, senor, one driver's license.

  Cotton Hill : Thank you! And here you are, one Santie Annie's leg!

• Cotton Hill : You see, Bobby, your daddy's gene'ation's givin' away everything we fought for! Pannyma Canal. Mexican legs. You people would give back Gandhi's diapers if you had 'em!

• Cotton Hill : [taking the eye test at the DMV]  All right, clerkie, take down the first letter of every word I say. "Some Day Governor Reagan Will Run For President." I pass! Gimme my license!

• Cotton Hill : I don't take no anesthetic. Did Lincoln ask for girlie gas when they blowed his head off?