King of the Hill (TV Series)

The Father, the Son and J.C. (2001)

Toby Huss: Cotton Hill

Quotes 

• Ex-President Jimmy Carter : I think we have a framework for peace. Now, how do you feel about goin' outside?

  Cotton Hill : [holding a nail gun]  Aw, I still got some nails left.

  Ex-President Jimmy Carter : If you come outside, I'll let you shoot at my bullet-proof limo.

• Cotton Hill : [Cotton shoots the nail gun at the limo and breaks a window]  Oops.

  Ex-President Jimmy Carter : They told me it was bulletproof.

• Cotton Hill : Come on, Hank, let's go shoot us a Christmas tree.

  Hank Hill : Well Dad, you know how much I love to yell, "Ready, Aim, Timber", but this year Mr. Strickland bought me a tree.

• Cotton Hill : Charity? Only Charity I care about dances in a g-string.

• Cotton Hill : Brought my bayonet. Figured if it was good enough to kill 30 men, it's good enough to slice some drywall.